Top 10 signs of a Homicide Junky

Written by: Tim Grossner <timg@auburnctnet.com>

10: You refer to your boss as "G" even though his name is Ted...

9: You have the homicide phone noise as an e-mail alert...

8: You are desperately trying to locate an old Chevy Cavalier...

7: You learn what channel "Lifetime" is on...

6: You suggest to your fiance that you two should go to Balmer for your honeymoon...

5: You start refering to Baltimore as "Balmer"...

4: Your co-workers think its strange you hang out on the roof of the office building...

3: When given a group assignment, you suddenly exclaim to your co-workers "I'm the Primary on this one!"...

2: The Windows start sound on your PC is "Gone for Good"...

1: When interrogating your child, you light a match and hold it to your wrist...

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