YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU HAD MISSED
IT.

"Intro music from credits"	opening shot of cast (wharf Rat, or somewhere
				else, but it must have Crosetti in it).

YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS GONE
FOR GOOD.

"You ready?"			Tim picking up phone at end of show.

YOU WERE WRONG.

"Stay out of my face!"		 Pembleton going bezerk at end of show.

NOW SEE WHERE THE SHOW THAT THE CRITICS
LOVE, GOT ITS START.

"I am not Montel Williams!"	 Munch going beserk at beginning of show.

SEE THE LOVE.

"What's a pretty lady doing in a place		Stan in Morgue.
like this?  Trying to find Mr. Right."

SEE THE QUESTIONS THAT HAVE PLAUGED
MANKIND SINCE THE BEGINNING.

"A man goes into the John, with a 	Crosetti at the beginning.
magazine.  A woman goes in
with nothing."

[Granted, this seems a little caustic, but I find it to be humorous.  There
is no real need to have it in there, as I think that it will make it go 
over :20]

SEE THE ACTION.

"This is the box, where we match wits		G and Bayliss outside box.
with the cities finest crimanals.

SEE THE FIRST EPISODE OF HOMICDE,
THE BEST DAMN SHOW ON TV.

"Bayliss, Homicide"			Bayliss, dripping wet, showing badge, 
					over Adena's Body.