Vampyres 'R Us
As he made his way across the vast and silky dark Atlantic, he fed up the blood of rats and shipmen of the good (now evil) vessel Santa Clausa. Reaching the new world, the myriad arrays of powers at his finger tips, he slowly started to make (eat) his way up the shores until he reached Greenbackville, VA.Jason and Katey, super-sleuths and weekend day trippers, found his carcass drying under a log. Realizing the severity of the situation, they took matters into their own hands. Jason, being a registered minister of the Universal Life Chruch attempted to sanctify urine. God, recognizing a tax dodge when (s)he sees it, merely laughed. Katey, quick with thought, lightning with laughter and stupendous with snuggles, jumped to the conclusion. Grabbing the first thing in sight, she reached up to the sky and gives slight pause, a nod to the gods, if you will, as it were.
W-H-A-M
W-H-A-M
W-H-A-C-K
The deer ran.
W-H-A-C-K
W-H-A-M
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The ducks swam.
W-H-A-M
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Jason cheered.
W-H-A-C-K
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Our villian vanquished.
W-H-A-M
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I said, OUR VILLIAN VANQUISHED (she gets carried away when she vanquishes).
We plant our mark in the ground, when what to our eyes should appear, but a state certified iron capped marker. Actually, it appeared under the wood, but when we got down on our knees (Falling in Love is hard on the knees! Thank you, Rev. Tyler), it readily shown like Orion the Hunter.